VegiForms: Finally, "foot binding" for plants!

For years I've been saying "If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they invent a way to force my vegetables to grow in strange unnatural shapes?"
Thanks to modern science, the wait is over! Introducing VegiForms.

Vegiforms are almost as easy to grow as ordinary vegetables. Just plant regular seeds in your garden, in the usual way. When the young vegetable forms, place it into the two part plastic mold and watch it grow to fill the mold. That's all there is to it. The whole process is so easy and the results so fascinating that I honestly believe Vegiforms will be a part of most home gardens in a few years.