Artist who paints with his penis

Yes, that painting of the leader of the free world was painted by a man using his penis for a brush. Sorta seems like I'm on a roll here with the last vagina post, but this one was too strange to pass up. Meet Tim Patch, self described penile painter.
Q. Do people really believe they are painted entirely with your Penis?
A. I video every painting in its entirety and then burn it onto a DVD. so when your friends see your portrait you can amaze them by just pressing play. I edit a 2 minute shortened version of the whole performance which fortunately is at the beginning of the disc.
And... He takes commissions, if you send him a photo, he'll paint it and send you the video too.. Grandma would love it.

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