Presidential Adventure

From J-walkblog


If you've ever played the old Zork text adventure game, you might
like this. From Defective Yeti: Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure.


It starts out like this:


Oval Office


You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to
the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull
through for you.


There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The
presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a
full-length mirror upon the wall.


What do you want to do now?


> INVADE IRAQ


You are not able to do that, yet.


> LOOK MIRROR


Self-reflection is not your strong suit.


> PET SEAL


It's not that kind of seal

(now go read the rest)

and in case you missed it read this too:
Poker with Dick Cheney