America blog calls Congress, asks if THEY'RE defending THEIR marriages

America blog readers have been calling senators supporting the "marriage protection amendment" Hilarity, and hypocrisy ensue

From the page: We here at AMERICAblog couldn't agree more. That's why we are asking our readers to contact members of Congress who support the anti-gay constitutional amendment, and to ask them if they're defending marriage in their own lives.

MESSAGE:Specifically, we'd like you to ask them to vow that in the past, now, and in the future they will abstain from sodomy (including same-sex and/or male-female analingus, cunnilingus, and fellatio), masturbation, adultery, prostitution, out-of-wedlock sex, and marriages that cannot procreate. We will also ask them about divorce, as there is no greater threat to marriage today than divorce (in addition, the Bible makes clear that divorce is a no-no).

Here's some links to responses:
Sen Crapo (R-ID), Sen Crapo Call 2, Sen Allen (R-VA) - Divorced, Sen Hutchison, (R-TX) - Divorced, Sen Martinez (R-FL), Sen Burns(R-MT), and a whole bunch more