National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"

WASHINGTON DC -- The US Homeland Security Department raised the National Gay Marriage threat level from "fruity" to "flamboyant" today, in response to increased "gay chatter" intercepted by Intelligence agencies. Secretary Chertoff urged citizens to "be vigilant, and on the lookout for queers", but to keep their daily routines as normal as possible in order to keep the economy strong.

One of American's worst enemies, homosexual Elton John, seen here with his "husband." Their "marriage" was an embarassing defeat in the global War on Gayness

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